At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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