We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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