he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
and she was petting her beer can
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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