just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i barfeds in our rink
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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