Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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