So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
