grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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