They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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