Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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