I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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