I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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