I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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