yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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