She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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