How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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