Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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