Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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