did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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