Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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