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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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