i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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