new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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