So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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