you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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