Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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