I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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