So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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