just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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