so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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