I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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