Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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