Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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