with your own penis?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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