Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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