i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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