woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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