she was so not down for the gang bang
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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