They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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