I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
