Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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