Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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