To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
