i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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