I must be too annoying 4 u.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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