She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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