DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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