I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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