i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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