I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
Randomize
