At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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