was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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