is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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