People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
