I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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