break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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